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Dry Heat Engraved Cutting Board

For Arizonans who say it’s ‘not that bad’.

$65.00

There are hot places… and then there’s Arizona — where you can fry eggs on the sidewalk.

“But it’s a dry heat” is the state motto not voted on but is repeated anyway, usually while our shoes fuse to the asphalt. This board captures that uniquely unhinged pride every Arizonan carries — the ability to brag about 118° like it’s a personality trait.

It’s for the locals who know the difference between “warm,” “hot,” and “the devil’s front porch.” For the people who schedule errands before sunrise, carry oven mitts for their steering wheel, and still insist it’s fine because “at least there’s no humidity.”

This cutting board is meant to be used, not just displayed, all while declaring the truth every Arizonan lives with: yes, it’s hot… and no, you’re not going to stop saying it’s a dry heat.

3XL Drip - 15 x 19-3/4 x 3/4" bamboo cutting board with a drip groove on one side. This extra-large board has cutout grips for ease in handling. Use the drip groove side to collect juices as you carve meat or chop wet ingredients. Engraving will be on side without the groove. This heavy cutting board weighs approximately 6-1/2 pounds. Make kitchen prep a breeze and impress guests with this stunning heirloom cutting board.

2XL Drip - 12 x 23-3/4 x 3/4" bamboo cutting board with a drip groove on one side. These have cutout grips to assist with handling the board. This extra-long, thick cutting board weighs approximately 5-3/4 pounds. Perfect size to use as a charcuterie or bread board to serve guests. Or use the drip groove side of this versatile board for chopping wet ingredients. Engraving will be on the opposite side of the drip groove.

XL - 18 x 12 x 3/4" two-tone natural bamboo cutting board without a handle. This thick cutting board weighs approximately 4-1/2 pounds and will stay in place while cutting. Beautiful two-tone coloring and the large size makes it a must have for all kitchens.

LG Drip - 15-1/2 x 9-1/2 x 3/4" bamboo cutting board with drip groove on one side. This board weighs approximately 2-1/2 pounds. Thick design with a juice drip groove that makes chopping wet ingredients less messy. Engraving will be on side without the groove.

MED - 13-3/4 x 9-3/4 x 1/2" bamboo cutting board with handle. This board weighs approximately 2 pounds. Nice mid-sized board for all cutting needs.

MED Paddle - 15-1/2 x 8-1/4 x 1/2" multi-use bamboo cutting board. This board weighs approximately 1-1/4 pounds. Paddle design is ideal for charcuterie board. Hole in handle for hanging makes this an excellent addition to your kitchen décor.

SM - 11-1/2 x 8-3/4 x 1/2" bamboo cutting board with handle. This board weighs approximately 1-1/2 pounds. Board is slightly larger than a standard sheet of copy paper. Good size for kitchens with limited counter space.

XS - 8-5/8 x 5-7/8 x 3/8" bamboo cutting board without a handle. This board weighs approximately 6 ounces. Small-sized and light weight board is perfect for traveling or using at bars or in small kitchens.

Bamboo Color Variations:

  • Bamboo is a natural material, and the color of each board varies. Some boards are lighter, some are darker, and natural tone variations are completely normal. The sample photos show the style of the design, but the actual color of the board you receive may differ. Specific shades cannot be guaranteed.

  • Additionally, engraving color varies naturally on bamboo. Sample photos show the design in black for clarity, but your engraving will reflect the natural tones of the bamboo board. Engravings may appear anywhere from light to dark brown, and color can vary across the design due to bamboo’s natural grain and construction.

We’ll engrave your board as shown.

Production Timeline: The completion time is typically 3–5 days.

Bamboo is a sustainable, fast‑growing grass that’s tougher than many wood boards. It makes a beautiful, durable accessory for your kitchen.

  • Hand wash only — wipe clean with mild soap and warm water; do not soak or submerge.

  • Not dishwasher safe. Steam can damage bamboo.

  • Bamboo can warp if left wet. Dry with a towel and stand the board on its edge to finish air drying.

  • Condition occasionally with food‑grade mineral oil to keep the bamboo moisturized.

  • Apply oil to all surfaces, allow it to absorb overnight, and wipe away excess.

  • Do not use cooking oils (olive, vegetable, coconut, etc.) — they can go rancid.

  • Do not use bleach, isopropyl alcohol, or harsh cleaners.

  • Display the engraved side - flip to the non-engraved side for chopping to preserve the design.

Proper care will keep your stand looking beautiful for years.