Nothing You Can Do About It – Engraved Cutting Board
A gentle reminder that they are stuck with you forever.
$65.00
Some relationships are built on love. Some are built on laughter. And some… well, some are built on the good-natured ribbing you only get from family — the kind that makes you smile even when you pretend you’re not going to.
This “Nothing You Can Do About It” engraved board is the perfect mix of sweet and mischievous. You smile because they are family; you laugh because there is nothing they can do about it.
It’s the kind of gift that makes people laugh first… and then get a little misty when they realize how true it is.
Perfect for Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, birthdays, holidays, or just because you want to remind your family member that they’re stuck with you forever.
3XL Drip - 15 x 19-3/4 x 3/4" bamboo cutting board with a drip groove on one side. This extra-large board has cutout grips for ease in handling. Use the drip groove side to collect juices as you carve meat or chop wet ingredients. Engraving will be on side without the groove. This heavy cutting board weighs approximately 6-1/2 pounds. Make kitchen prep a breeze and impress guests with this stunning heirloom cutting board.
2XL Drip - 12 x 23-3/4 x 3/4" bamboo cutting board with a drip groove on one side. These have cutout grips to assist with handling the board. This extra-long, thick cutting board weighs approximately 5-3/4 pounds. Perfect size to use as a charcuterie or bread board to serve guests. Or use the drip groove side of this versatile board for chopping wet ingredients. Engraving will be on the opposite side of the drip groove.
XL - 18 x 12 x 3/4" two-tone natural bamboo cutting board without a handle. This thick cutting board weighs approximately 4-1/2 pounds and will stay in place while cutting. Beautiful two-tone coloring and the large size makes it a must have for all kitchens.
LG - 17-3/4 x 11-3/4 x 5/16" natural bamboo cutting board with handle. This board weighs approximately 2-1/4 pounds. Two-tone coloring makes this a beautiful and unique item.
LG Drip - 15-1/2 x 9-1/2 x 3/4" bamboo cutting board with drip groove on one side. This board weighs approximately 2-1/2 pounds. Thick design with a juice drip groove that makes chopping wet ingredients less messy. Engraving will be on side without the groove.
MED - 13-3/4 x 9-3/4 x 1/2" bamboo cutting board with handle. This board weighs approximately 2 pounds. Nice mid-sized board for all cutting needs.
SM - 11-1/2 x 8-3/4 x 1/2" bamboo cutting board with handle. This board weighs approximately 1-1/2 pounds. Board is slightly larger than a standard sheet of copy paper. Good size for kitchens with limited counter space.
Bamboo Color Variations:
Bamboo is a natural material, and the color of each board varies. Some boards are lighter, some are darker, and natural tone variations are completely normal. The sample photos show the style of the design, but the actual color of the board you receive may differ. Specific shades cannot be guaranteed.
Additionally, engraving color varies naturally on bamboo. Sample photos show the design in black for clarity, but your engraving will reflect the natural tones of the bamboo board. Engravings may appear anywhere from light to dark brown, and color can vary across the design due to bamboo’s natural grain and construction.
We’ll engrave your board as shown with your chosen silhouette.
Production Timeline: The completion time is typically 3–5 days.
Bamboo is a sustainable, fast‑growing grass that’s tougher than many wood boards. It makes a beautiful, durable accessory for your kitchen.
Hand wash only — wipe clean with mild soap and warm water; do not soak or submerge.
Not dishwasher safe. Steam can damage bamboo.
Bamboo can warp if left wet. Dry with a towel and stand the board on its edge to finish air drying.
Condition occasionally with food‑grade mineral oil to keep the bamboo moisturized.
Apply oil to all surfaces, allow it to absorb overnight, and wipe away excess.
Do not use cooking oils (olive, vegetable, coconut, etc.) — they can go rancid.
Do not use bleach, isopropyl alcohol, or harsh cleaners.
Display the engraved side - flip to the non-engraved side for chopping to preserve the design.
Proper care will keep your stand looking beautiful for years.